Day 1. Learn how to do this with kids safely. #newjob #returnofthecamplife
When a resident is really drunk/high and trying to justify something
Sometimes im witty
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I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.
BUT LOOK AT THE LION’S MAINE, IT’S LIKE SO FLUFFY THAT I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE IT.
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me having lunch with my babe
does that fucking thing have food
if by that fucking thing you mean pikachu then yes, yes it does
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Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
I needed that laugh just now.
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18. Tim Burton on Kevin Smith (after Smith jokingly accused Burton of stealing the ending of Planet of the Apes from a Smith comic book): “Anyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I would especially never read anything created by Kevin Smith.”
19. Kevin Smith on Tim Burton (in response to “I would never read a comic book”): “Which, to me, explains fucking Batman.”
"This gave me so much life
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#bauer hates storms so hes currently beside/under my bed so i can have an arm down for him. Im a suck.